Channel Your Inner Chill
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Zero Barks Given Unisex Tee
Channel your inner chill with the ultimate low-effort, high-style dog tee. The “Zero Barks Given” design features a groovy, sunglasses-wearing pup in vibrant psychedelic colors, radiating carefree vibes and canine coolness. Whether you're lounging at home or letting your attitude do the talking, this shirt speaks for itself — loud and clear, with absolutely no barks to give.
Shipping
Shipping
Orders are shipped USPS Ground. Free shipping for orders over $35. Local pick up is available if you are located in the Massachusetts South Shore.
Returns
Returns
We offer a 14 day return policy for certain reason. Learn More
Features
Features
This tee is made using the Comfort Colors C1717 Heavyweight Ring Spun Tee, which means it’s soft where it counts, sturdy enough for daily wear, and already broken-in so you don’t have to do the awkward “new shirt dance.” You’re welcome.
Garment-dyed for that perfectly lived-in look (like your favorite shirt that mysteriously disappeared… until now), this tee has a relaxed fit that doesn’t cling, scratch, or judge you for grabbing a second snack.
Whether you’re out supporting local music, rescuing cats (excellent choice), or just lounging like a professional nap expert — this shirt’s got you covered.
🧵 Why Mr. Moe Approves:
- Heavyweight ring-spun cotton = soft and durable
- Garment-dyed for a vintage, worn-in feel
- Relaxed fit for maximum comfort (and maximum lounging)
- Holds up wash after wash — unlike your excuses
Bottom line?
This isn’t just a t-shirt.
It’s a comfort upgrade.
Care
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.
