Not Today, Human

Because sometimes… your cat has already made the decision for you

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Color: Poppy
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WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

  • Ultra-soft, premium feel that keeps you comfortable all day (even when you’re being judged)
  • Clean, bold graphic that delivers attitude without trying too hard
  • Durable print that holds up through countless washes—and moods
  • Effortless fit that works whether you’re out or ignoring responsibilities at home
  • Instantly relatable humor for anyone owned by a cat

Low energy. High attitude. Zero negotiation.
This is the shirt you wear when you’re channeling full cat energy—cool, unimpressed, and absolutely not available.

PERFECT FOR

  • Cat lovers with a strong sense of boundaries
  • Lazy days, coffee runs, and avoiding plans
  • Anyone fluent in sarcasm and side-eye
  • Gifting to that friend who cancels… a lot
  • Casual outfits that say everything without saying much

Because “maybe later” was never really an option.

Shipping

Orders are shipped USPS Ground. Free shipping for orders over $50. Local pick up is available if you are located in the Massachusetts South Shore.

Returns

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Features

Women’s Vintage-Wash V-Neck Tee

Effortlessly soft with a perfectly lived-in feel, this women’s v-neck tee is garment-dyed for rich color and a subtle vintage look you’ll love from day one. Designed with flattering details and a relaxed drape, it’s the kind of shirt that quickly becomes a go-to favorite.

Features:

  • 5.5-oz, 100% ring-spun cotton for exceptional softness
  • Garment-dyed for a worn-in, vintage aesthetic
  • Feminine v-neck with 1x1 rib knit collar
  • Side-seamed construction for a flattering fit
  • Pick-stitched hems for added durability and detail
  • Hem vents for ease of movement and comfort

Good to Know:
The garment-dying process gives each tee its own unique character, so slight color variations are normal and part of the charm. When printing with white ink on garment-dyed cotton, subtle variations may occur and are considered a natural part of the process.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.

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