Not Today, Human
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WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
- Ultra-soft, premium feel that keeps you comfortable all day (even when you’re being judged)
- Clean, bold graphic that delivers attitude without trying too hard
- Durable print that holds up through countless washes—and moods
- Effortless fit that works whether you’re out or ignoring responsibilities at home
- Instantly relatable humor for anyone owned by a cat
Low energy. High attitude. Zero negotiation.
This is the shirt you wear when you’re channeling full cat energy—cool, unimpressed, and absolutely not available.
PERFECT FOR
- Cat lovers with a strong sense of boundaries
- Lazy days, coffee runs, and avoiding plans
- Anyone fluent in sarcasm and side-eye
- Gifting to that friend who cancels… a lot
- Casual outfits that say everything without saying much
Because “maybe later” was never really an option.
Shipping
Shipping
Orders are shipped USPS Ground. Free shipping for orders over $50. Local pick up is available if you are located in the Massachusetts South Shore.
Returns
Returns
We offer a 14 day return policy for certain reason. Learn More
Features
Features
Premium Comfort, Built to Last
This Comfort Colors® sweatshirt is crafted for everyday wear with a focus on comfort, durability, and responsible sourcing.
- Ultra-Soft Ring Spun Cotton – Made from 6.4 oz/sq yd, 31/1, 100% ring spun U.S. cotton for a smooth, lived-in feel from day one.
- Comfort Colors® Quality Fabric – Constructed using 100% soft ring spun cotton fabric and cotton threads for consistent comfort and durability.
- Clean, Low-Impact Dyes – Dyed using OEKO-TEX® certified, low-impact pigments that are salt-free and better for the environment.
- Relaxed, Easy Fit – Features a relaxed silhouette with a seamless body for all-day comfort and effortless layering.
- Quality Construction – Includes a 1x1 rib collar, cuffs, and waistband, plus a rolled forward shoulder for improved fit and long-lasting wear.
- Premium Finishing Touches – Finished with a signature twill label and reinforced back neck tape for added comfort and durability.
- Responsibly Made – Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol, supporting more sustainable cotton farming practices.
Perfect for cool nights, casual days, or wherever comfort takes you.
Care
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.
