Not Today, Human
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WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
- Ultra-soft, premium feel that keeps you comfortable all day (even when you’re being judged)
- Clean, bold graphic that delivers attitude without trying too hard
- Durable print that holds up through countless washes—and moods
- Effortless fit that works whether you’re out or ignoring responsibilities at home
- Instantly relatable humor for anyone owned by a cat
Low energy. High attitude. Zero negotiation.
This is the shirt you wear when you’re channeling full cat energy—cool, unimpressed, and absolutely not available.
PERFECT FOR
- Cat lovers with a strong sense of boundaries
- Lazy days, coffee runs, and avoiding plans
- Anyone fluent in sarcasm and side-eye
- Gifting to that friend who cancels… a lot
- Casual outfits that say everything without saying much
Because “maybe later” was never really an option.
Shipping
Shipping
Orders are shipped USPS Ground. Free shipping for orders over $50. Local pick up is available if you are located in the Massachusetts South Shore.
Returns
Returns
We offer a 14 day return policy for certain reason. Learn More
Features
Features
Long Sleeve Tee – Features & Feel
Built for comfort, durability, and everyday wear, our long sleeve tees are crafted from 6.1 oz. 100% ring-spun USA cotton for a soft, substantial feel you’ll reach for year-round. The fabric is preshrunk, soft-washed, and garment-dyed, giving each shirt that perfectly broken-in look and feel from day one.
Thoughtful construction details like twill-taped shoulder-to-shoulder seams, double-needle stitching at the neck, armholes, and hem, and ribbed collar and cuffs ensure this tee holds its shape and stands up to real life—wash after wash.
Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton and sewn with USA cotton thread, this shirt reflects our commitment to quality and responsible production. Even better, Comfort Colors® uses up to 50% less water than traditional pigment dye processes, and through Gildan’s Community Investment Program, supports education, environmental initiatives, humanitarian aid, and active living in the communities they serve.
Comfort you can feel. Quality you can trust. Values you can stand behind.
Care
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.
