Fatherhood… But With More Poop Bags
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WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
- Ridiculously soft feel that’s perfect for walks, couch hangs, and emergency squirrel chases
- Clean, playful graphic design that gets compliments from fellow dog people instantly
- Premium-quality print that survives wash after wash — unlike your clean sneakers
- Relaxed everyday fit built for comfort during fetch duty and snack negotiations
- Funny without trying too hard… kind of like your dog’s “sit” command
This shirt is for the guy whose camera roll is 87% dog photos and who casually says “we” when talking about the dog.
It’s laid-back, funny, and proudly devoted to the chaos of leash tangles, slobbery greetings, and picking up poop like a responsible legend.
PERFECT FOR
- Proud dog dads
- Daily walkers and weekend adventurers
- Dog park regulars
- Casual brewery hangs with the pup
- Father’s Day gifts with actual personality
- Anyone who’s ever carried poop bags like a badge of honor
Because being a dog dad is basically a full-time job… with better coworkers.
Shipping
Shipping
Orders are shipped USPS Ground. Free shipping for orders over $50. Local pick up is available if you are located in the Massachusetts South Shore.
Returns
Returns
We offer a 14 day return policy for certain reason. Learn More
Features
Features
This tee is made using the Comfort Colors C1717 Heavyweight Ring Spun Tee, which means it’s soft where it counts, sturdy enough for daily wear, and already broken-in so you don’t have to do the awkward “new shirt dance.” You’re welcome.
Garment-dyed for that perfectly lived-in look (like your favorite shirt that mysteriously disappeared… until now), this tee has a relaxed fit that doesn’t cling, scratch, or judge you for grabbing a second snack.
Whether you’re out supporting local music, rescuing cats (excellent choice), or just lounging like a professional nap expert — this shirt’s got you covered.
🧵 Why Mr. Moe Approves:
- Heavyweight ring-spun cotton = soft and durable
- Garment-dyed for a vintage, worn-in feel
- Relaxed fit for maximum comfort (and maximum lounging)
- Holds up wash after wash — unlike your excuses
Bottom line?
This isn’t just a t-shirt.
It’s a comfort upgrade.
Care
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.
